Today is 11/12/13, the last date of this century with three consecutive numbers.OMG
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.